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Melora Hardin “Hot Chick” Milf

January 13, 2016 By WebGlitzer

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Fortunately, Melora Hardin is not shy about displaying her sexy upper half.

Melora Hardin is best known for her roles in The Hot Chick (2002), The Office (2005) and 17 Again (2009).  Oh yeah, throughout her career she has also been known as – smoking hot!  And she’s continuing to do so at a very attractive 46 years of age!

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How to get no work done at “The Office”!

Now that Melora Hardin is in the Milf category, she joins the distinguishing celebrity club as one of our featured Milfs, Mary-Louise Parker, who played a very sexy Nancy Botwin on Weeds (Showtime).

Melora Hardin has been acting ever since a young girl. She was born in Houston, Texas on June 29, 1967 to her mother Diane, a retired actress and acting coach, and her father Jerry Hardin, also an actor. Her brother is Shawn Hardin, Co-founder & CEO of Mind Pirate.

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Melora Hardin shows off those host sexy legs!

Hardin didn’t stay in Texas for long, moving to San Francisco, California with her family when she was four years old. A big start in her acting career came at age ten when she starred in the television series Thunder from 1977 to 1978.  Three years later she won a scholarship to studymelora-hardin-kicking-leg a Summer with the Joffrey Ballet Company in New York.  She continued acting throughout her teens appearing in guest starring roles on Different Strokes, The Love Boat, Little House on the Prairie, Little House: Look Back To Yesterday, Magnum P.I., Quincy, Hotel and the ABC Afterschool Special What Are Friends For.  

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As she continued her successful acting career it did not get in the way of Hardin’s education graduating from Sarah Lawrence College in 1989.  While attending college, she landed the role of Baby in the television series adaptation of Dirty Dancing in 1988, based on the 1987 film starring Patrick Swayze.

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What a pretty “Melora Hardin” smile!

After graduating, Hardin appeared in the television series Quantum Leap in 1992 starring as Abigail in the episodes “Trilogy” parts 2 and 3. Hardin landed another dancing role when she co-starred in the 1990 movie Lambada, a dancing movie where she played the role of Sandy. She also starred as Christy Sullivan in the 1997 movie Absolute Power based on the crime thriller novel by David Baldacci, directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Gene Hackman and Ed Harris.

Melora Hardin Photo Shoot

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Melora Hardin is one for showing off her “bare naked” legs!

Being so hot, Hardin frequently finds herself in love interest roles.  She played a dirty talking hottie of character Ross’ in episode 15 of Friends. She even was originally cast for the blockbuster hit Back To The Future as love interest Jennifer Parker, but was recast after Eric Stoltz, the original Marty, was recast because she was too tall to star opposite Michael J. Fox.

Hardin went on to garner more success and wider roles as she starred in the series Cover Me: Based On The True Life Of An FBI Family and landed a big role when in 2004 she was cast as Trudy Monk, a recurring role in which she played Monk’s deceased wife on the USA Network series until 2009. Hardin landed a role as Petty Officer Erin Toner in the wildly popular television show NCIS for the episode “The Curse” and played Linda Evans in the 2005 television movie Dynasty: The Making Of A Guilty Pleasure.[amzn_product_inline asin=’B004CYF7B2′]

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Hardin with a sexy leg up at the “Burn The Floor” Opening Night, Pantages, Hollywood, CA.

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Hardin turns up the heat with this little black dress and black thigh high boots.

Undoubtedly one of her most notable and most beloved roles was for as the smart, sarcastic and ultimately self-destructive corporate manager of Dunder Mifflin, Jan Levenson in The Office. Hardin brought not only her good looks but a wicked sense of humor and comedic timing to the program as the self-loathing employee who ends up dating Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrell. She starred on the show from 2005 to 2011. She also appeared in the movie Thank You For Smoking and even was in Hannah Montana: The Movie as a love interest for Hannah’s father.

Actually, before acting Hardin started singing and writing songs at age two.  Her mother recalls Hardin singing her first song over and over.

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Melora looking very sexy in her little black dress!

Later in her singing career she played the role of Fantine for the Hollywood Bowl production of Les Misérables in 2008, debuted on Broadway as Roxie Hart in Chicago: The Musical the same year, played a nightclub singer in the 1991 movie The Rocketeer, and sang on the television movie Tower of Terror as well as the National Anthem for the season opening games for the Anaheim Ducks and the Phoenix Coyotes in 2010. Hardin sang the Star Spangled Banner for the AAA 400 in 2011 and sang “Tiers Of Joy” for the soundtrack to Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded. Hardin has recorded three albums (see below).

Melora Hardin is one hot talented lady and we look forward to seeing much more from this classy beauty!

SEE: Melora Hardin Short Dress and High Heels  and Merlora Hardin Thigh High Stilletto Boots

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How about one more hot shot of these puppies!

 

Filed Under: Featured, Hot Celebrities, Sexy Legs Tagged With: bare legs, bare legs pics, Burn The Floor, Melora Hardin, Melora Hardin Boobs, Melora Hardin Hot, Melora Hardin Sexy, sexy bare legs

About Testosterone Boosters

February 24, 2015 By WebGlitzer

Testosterone Boosters

The inception of testosterone boosters in the market place has been regarded by many men as somewhat of a miracle. Seeing as men above the age of 25 have to make peace with the fact that their testosterone levels are only going to decline and bring along some dramatic changes, the booster manufacturers have no problem getting men excited again. But how effective are testosterone boosters? What do they contain that make them so special? Are there side effects? Is it worth using and most importantly, are the promises made by the manufacturers realistic? The following will look at all these interesting questions and hopefully help you make some informed decisions.

What are Testosterone Boosters?

If perhaps you haven’t heard of testosterone boosters or only the stories promoters tell, here is a basic clarification. Boosters are supposed to increase your testosterone level using natural extracts from various different sources. When testosterone levels are increased you have more energy, an increase in sex drive, muscle mass (applicable to exercise) and physical strength. According to the manufacturers of these boosters, when the recommended dosage is used you will experience amazing effects in all the above mentioned areas. Unfortunately, it’s up to the consumer to add a measure of realism to these amazing effects. For the most part guys experience the placebo effect, but this isn’t to say that boosters aren’t completely useless. There are some products that actually show signs of increased testosterone levels, but it’s not as amazing as the developers claim.

Top of the Line Testosterone Boosters Available

Tribulus Terrestris

This is one of the most popular boosters on the market and it has been for quite some time now. In fact, it’s the bestselling booster among men. The main ingredient is Tribulus, which is derived from plants that grow in Africa, Asia, Australia and Europe. Tribulus consists of compounds such as protodioscin, which is believed to be the magic within the product. The recommended dosage per day is between 300 and 600mg.Scientific research shows that this particular booster does increase libido, but it doesn’t really do anything for testosterone levels. But seeing as it is the most popular booster on the market, it has to be doing something right.

D-Aspartic Acid (D-AA)

A short term study revealed that using D-AA increased libido in addition to the package size within a matter of 12 days. It’s an amino acid that apparently doesn’t just increase testosterone levels, but also helps to produce it. The study that was done showed a 42% increase over the course of 12 days and the men that participated in the study said that they definitely felt the difference, especially in the size of their package.

However, another study that increased the time period for testing to 30 days found that testosterone levels returned to previous levels. For infertile men D-AA actually does increase sex-drive and testosterone levels, but for guys with normal levels it’s not going to make such a big difference. Once again, experience with this booster is the only way to see if it works for you, which is obviously very possible.

ZMA

ZMA is an abbreviation for Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin B6. For athletes this is can be a very useful booster because it actually helps to maintain these vital minerals during extensive training, which leaves the body through sweating. Instead of increasing testosterone levels, it simply helps to bring it back to normal levels while you are exercising. Even though it doesn’t increase the level beyond normal means it can be very useful in terms of its restoration potential.

Epimedium (Horny Goat Weed)

By now everyone has heard the name Horny Goat Weed and it’s associated with traditional Chinese medicine. Different brands come with different levels of strength and it has made quite a name for itself regarding sex drive elevation. The only tests that have been done on the base compound, icariin, has been on rats and studies have yet to show if the same promising effects extend to men. There is a definite chance that it can boost testosterone, but only testing it will provide sufficient proof. For the most part the name and the Chinese origins are the biggest selling points.

Testosterone Booster Side-Effects

After hearing all the great things testosterone boosters can do, the side-effects also deserve some attention.

– Aggression and mood swings

– The possibility of testicles reducing in size

– Oily Skin

– An increase in sleep apnea (loss of breath while you sleep)

– Acne

– Retaining excess water

– More frequent bathroom breaks

Why Boosters are so popular?

The testosterone market is booming because guys are paying a lot more attention to how they look. Of course you want some muscle mass and a nicely toned body, which is where boosters come in. The primary goal of using boosters is to speed up the muscle building process. Testosterone really helps to endure more physical activities in addition to shaping the muscles a lot quicker. The second purpose is for getting that libido back. However, there is a small group of guys that simply use boosters for health reasons.

Are Testosterone Boosters Effective?

Thanks to the new regulation laws it’s much easier to melodramatize products and what they can do without having to worry about legal problems. This also means that a lot of scammers are cashing in on the trade. Along with the lack of insufficient independent studies everything comes down to consumer opinion, because how do you spot quality products among the hundreds of options? The best way to find something that can actually be worth trying is to research the ingredients of the product and see where it leads you. This article isn’t meant to debunk testosterone boosters, but instead provide some clarity and realism to an over-promoted market.

Conclusion

According to available test results testosterone boosters are only effective in particular cases, but from looking at the amount of sales and the growing market there might be actually something behind all the promises. Just remember to drink the recommended dose and the moment something feels out of place then stop using the booster altogether. They can be very helpful and they can be just as dangerous, so take your time to make a decision.

Filed Under: Testosterone Boosters Tagged With: testosterone

How to Please a Woman in Bed

February 13, 2015 By WebGlitzer

Being able to satisfy your woman in bed is more about understanding her needs than it is improving your lovemaking techniques. Putting your partners sexual needs ahead of yours will reward you with more benefits than you can imagine. The one thing that you need to understand at the onset, when you learn how to please a woman in bed, you will be rewarded by a woman who will look for ways to return the favor under the sheets. If you can work on the mind of your woman and let her experience powerful orgasms that rock every inch of her body, chances are your sex life is going to improve dramatically. Learning to satisfy your woman in bed is not about stamina, sexual positions, or even size, it is about connecting with her on an emotional level that lets her release her passionate side more easily.

Try these six simple techniques on how to please a woman in bed if you want to turn that little sex-kitten into a roaring sexual tiger.

Focus Your Efforts on Foreplay

The one thing that you have to understand about women is that foreplay means more to them than getting yourself aroused to the point you can finally penetrate her. Foreplay for a woman begins long before you even take her clothes off. While you are hurrying to get undressed and get a rock hard erection, you are missing a great opportunity to give her the best sexual experience of her life. Whisper in her ear how sexy she looks, tell her that you can not imagine what it will feel like to be inside her tonight, and remind her that her body is a work of art. Gently kiss the area behind her ear, slowly whispering little messages about how sexy she is each time you get close enough to the ear. Use your warm tongue to give her goosebumps, and remind her that your tongue wants to taste every inch of her. This will get her juices flowing long before she hits the sheets.

Investing Time to Drive her Crazy

Even before she has a chance to touch you, get to work on her erogenous zones. There are several spots on her body, some more sensitive than others. Pay close attention to how she reacts after you rip off her clothes and lie her on the bed and work your tongue from her ears, shoulders, belly, hips, knees, to her toes. These are body parts you most likely have avoided in the past because you go right to the breasts or vagina. Work on her erogenous zones, until you find that one spot that has her screaming in ecstasy. Once you find the perfect spot, start nibbling on the skin, then work your way back to her ears and whisper if she wants you to stop. When she screams “NO”, go back to work on her. Remember these special spots in the future, that way you can drive her crazy on demand.

Pay Attention to Those Breasts

Most guys think that playing with a woman’s breast during foreplay does the job, then they simply get down to business as usual, putting their focus on having sex and not continuing with breast play. Touching her breasts during sex is actually more stimulating for her, although it might seem challenging dependent on the type of sex you have. In missionary positions, pay more attention to the breasts by kissing and nibbling on them as you thrust inside her. Her breasts are full of nerves that come to life when she is aroused. Surprise her during missionary sex by pulling out and gently rubbing the head of the penis across her nipples. During doggy-style sex, take your hands off her hips and reach around to cup the breasts, rubbing the nipples with your fingertips.

Painting an Erotic Picture for Her

One of the biggest differences in the sexual experience for men and women is the ladies rely more on feelings than they do any visual appearances. This means you need to paint a picture for her that she can draw upon when you finally get her in the bed. You have the power to get her aroused long before the two of you even get in the bedroom if you understand what to say to her. Whisper in her ear about a fantasy that you already know excites her. Use seductive words to help remind her that you plan on turning that fantasy into reality this evening. Understand that this is not about talking dirty to her, it is about using words that trigger in her mind that fantasy they gets her wet and on fire. Once you know how to get her excited outside the bedroom, she will lock onto you during sex and give you the best orgasm of your life.

Be a Giver

What guy doesn’t love watching his lady go down on him before sex? Many guys however think this is simply a way to get that throbbing erection before sex, assuming that the sex will satisfy her rather than simply returning the favor. If you really want to learn how to please a woman in bed, stop being selfish and get to work on satisfying some of her needs before you have sex. As great as you feel after she gives you oral sex, imagine for a moment when you bring her to orgasm orally how she is going to perform in bed soon after. Most guys have a wild animal on their hands that they simply never let out of the cage. When giving her oral sex, look into her eyes, stop and ask her if you should stop, tease her by kissing her inner thighs and making her wait, and when she is having an orgasm make sure that you ask her to tell you how it feels. You better have a seat belt handy because she is going to return that favor in ways you couldn’t imagine.

The Show Isn’t Over Just Yet

Too many guys think that as soon as they climax, it is time to rollover and get some sleep. While having a powerful orgasm does drain the man of energy, if you want to continue to learn how to please a woman in bed, you have to pay her close attention after sex. In many cases she may not have had an orgasm before you, so once you ejaculate she realizes she is not going to climax this evening. As you both lie next to each other, gently caress her breasts and give her gentle kisses all over her neck, reminding her how incredibly sexy her body is. You might be surprised to see that this little sexy pillow talk is just enough to give her a powerful orgasm as she lies in your arms. Cuddling up after sex is a great way to connect emotionally with her, so make sure you do it every time you have sex.

Learning how to please a woman in bed isn’t really that difficult, it just requires a shift in your focus. By placing your efforts on pleasing her before, during, and after sex, she will turn around and transform your sexual experiences into mind-blowing and earth shattering nights you will not soon forget.

Filed Under: Dating, Sex

My Girlfriend Cheated on Me

February 10, 2015 By WebGlitzer

Now What?

Over the last 20 years the number of women that have cheated on their boyfriends or husbands has increased dramatically. The stigma is that men are more prone to have affairs, but according to studies women have secretly taken away the title. Modern women are more financially stable and more sociable, which means they have more opportunity to cheat. Their ability to hide their infidelity has kept this stigma focused on men. If you live in America and enjoy a long term relationship then you have a 30 – 60% chance of either having an affair or being the victim of one.

Now you are probably sitting there think “My girlfriend cheated on me, now what do I do?. A million questions (you don’t want the answer to) are likely popping into your head and the cliffhanger situation that will either see you break up or work things out isn’t exactly your idea of a thrill. But before you make the life altering decision, consider some important factors.

Did she confess? Did you catch her? Are you speculating?

Your answers to these questions will play a big part in how you go further from this point. For many guys it’s a clear cut way of deciding whether they should simply move on or try to work on the relationship. If she confessed to having an affair without you confronting her then you can be pretty sure she regrets what she did. However, if you catch her in the act then she most likely only regrets getting caught. If you don’t have any proof, but you suspect she is seeing somebody else then it’s a good time to have a talk. There are various signs you can look for if you start to get suspicious. For example:

– Sudden changes in her appearance and dressing up just to go to the store

– Withdrawal from your friends, family and sex

– She makes notes on where you are, but spends less time with you

– She is constantly searching for things to fight about

– She doesn’t want you snooping around on her phone or computer

When these things occur, especially in a short period of time, then maybe you should investigate a little further. Now before you make a decision on how to proceed with handling the infidelity, assuming your suspicions are correct, take some other things into consideration.

Measuring the Depth of the Relationship

Whether you caught her or she confessed, the length and depth of your relationship will create complications. If the relationship is still young and your emotional investment isn’t that much, then it shouldn’t be a problem ending things and finding somebody else. But if you’ve been together for a significant amount of time and you feel the relationship is worth saving then get ready to endure some pain for more than a week or two. Good questions to ask her:

– How long has the affair been going on?

– When did it start?

– Why did it start?

It’s up to you to assess whether the answers to these questions are important, but under the circumstances they can help you to make a decision as to what you want to do. If the affair has been going on for a long time then she most likely has feelings for her lover, but she has her doubts. If the affair started long after you two became serious then she can actually provide a forgivable explanation for why she did it in the first place. The bottom line is to take these answers and let them help you decide whether you want to give her another chance or if you prefer to simply move on.

Coping with the Emotions after Your Girlfriend Cheats on You

So you’ve discovered your girlfriend is cheating along with the reasons and the length of time she has been unfaithful. Given it’s a personal issue and the outside world isn’t really going to take notice, you are going to have to keep functioning on a daily basis. Your biggest enemies at this point are anger, disappointment and depression. Whether you are focused towards saving the relationship or it ended the moment you found out, this section is going to be difficult to handle.

What you should do:

Stay as busy as possible and call on your friends and family for support. If working harder helps you to cope then work harder, but avoid being alone as much as possible. You will have more than enough time to think about things, especially at night when you try to fall asleep, but the moment you feel like losing your head then start to get active. Go to the gym, paint, sing, walk your dog, cook, drive around town, do whatever it takes to keep your mind occupied. It’s crucial to keep your life in order, because if you don’t then everything is going to start falling apart. Time is the only thing that is going to heal the pain and freaking out is only going to make it worse.

What you SHOULDN’T do:

Don’t go out and get drunk every night or search for some kind of revenge. You will be fuelling the flames of your anger and you might end up hurting an innocent girl that has nothing to do with your situation. Drugs, alcohol and medication might seem like the right answer, but the effects are temporary while the habit can become permanent. Remember that she made the mistake, not you. So why mess up your life? As difficult as it’s going to be, you have to try to rise above the problem, not sink below it. Your anger and depression are going to lead to some very bad decisions, which is why you have to recognize the symptoms before acting out.

Saving the Relationship

The important thing here is to establish whether both of you want to save the relationship, because both of you will have to put in a lot of effort to get past this situation, otherwise it won’t work. You have to be willing to work past feelings that will have a negative impact on your relationship, and she has to be willing to win your trust again. This is going to take time and patience. Not letting frustration get the better of you isn’t going to be easy, but it will be necessary.

Keep in mind that the reason the divorce rate in America is 50% has to do with natural instincts. Humans are not biologically monogamous. It’s not in our nature to stay exclusive, which is why open relationships are becoming so popular. In fact, staying true to one person when the perfect opportunity for an affair dangles in front of you is one of the hardest things a person can do. This doesn’t excuse the actions of the person that had the affair, but it might help you to put things in perspective. Everyone has their own reasons for cheating and covering the complexities of these reasons won’t be realistic.

Some women are just looking for great sex while others feel a lack of appreciation or attention. You have to decide how much value lies within that reason. Maybe she was drunk and made a stupid mistake, or maybe she ran into an old boyfriend. The possibility also exists that she wanted to get your complete attention, although she could have found another way to do it. Unfortunately this isn’t a “black or white” scenario. There are many shades of grey in between that makes it complicated. Communication is key, which means you both have to keep an open mind and a flowing dialogue.

Could your actions have led to her having an affair? Did you contribute in some way? As mentioned before, there is no excuse for infidelity unless there is physical or verbal abuse involved, but there is a possibility that you helped her to make that choice. Couples that manage to work through tough situations like these can end up being stronger than ever, so instead of just focusing on how to forgive her, think about things you can do to make the relationship even better. This doesn’t mean you should start blaming yourself for what happened. She made the wrong choice, not you. However, you can turn this into an opportunity to find each other again and maybe turn it into the best relationship ever.

Moving on Without Her

The initial choice to let her go might seem easier, but it might be even harder than trying to save the relationship. If you weighed the evidence and found her wanting, then it’s best to move on to bigger and better things. Some guys simply can’t find it within themselves to forgive their girlfriends and there is nothing strange or wrong about this. A relationship without trust isn’t a relationship, and if you don’t see yourself ever trusting her again then allow yourself to make a clean break. This entails breaking all communication until you feel strong enough to speak again. Who knows, you might feel differently after some time apart.

If you decide to get another girlfriend don’t let her pay for your ex-girlfriend’s mistakes. It’s understandable that you will have issues about trust, but she isn’t the same person and you get the chance to work on the things that could’ve contributed to the problem in the first place. A new relationship requires a new foundation of trust and your new girlfriend deserves a fresh start, so make sure you are ready to give this to her.

Conclusion

Dealing with infidelity has never been easy, but it’s an unfortunate part of life and it can happen to anyone. People are perfectly human, but they are far from being perfect. Anybody can fall victim to cheating and it is possible to work through it if both parties are willing. You just have to decide what is best for you.

Filed Under: Cheating Girlfriends, Dating Tagged With: cheating girlfriend

All About Home Bars!

February 10, 2015 By WebGlitzer

Home Bars

Let the idea sink in for a moment. A bar in the convenience of your own home. Does the life of a hard-working man who doesn’t have time, or permission, to go to the local pub get any better? If you’ve heard that the trend to implement home bars is coming back then your sources are wrong, because it’s a bloody movement. It’s only a matter of time before a political party called “The Home Bar” chooses a leader and run for presidency. Before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s explore the benefits of getting your own piece of heaven.

Your Bar, Your Rules 
That’s right baby. You are the king of the castle, the man with the goods and the ruler of wonderland. Nobody gets in or out without your permission. Your ass-kissing co-workers who just happen to show up at your favorite bar when all you wanted to do is relax with your buds won’t be a problem anymore. Mind you, this benefit alone is worth all the effort.

No More Designated Drivers 
Now everyone can enjoy getting smashed without one poor soul sitting in the corner drinking flat coke, waiting to drive the taxi. Let’s face it; if you have pals over to enjoy your new bar then you won’t have a problem if they pass out on the couch. Many of them probably live only a few blocks away and they can walk home. If they live far away and the need for them to go home truly comes up then call the wife.

It’s a Natural Entertainment Centre 
With a nice television and Hi-Fi the home bar can quickly resemble a living space no man has to leave. You’ll be surprised at how the bar will attract the people who come over. If you have a choice to take a seat at the dining room table or at a cozy little bar where nice music is droning in the background then what will you choose? You can even get a karaoke machine, but the neighbors probably won’t appreciate a drunk rendition of “We are the Champions” at 2 in the morning.

It’s a Sanctuary 
Getting home after a hard day, opening a beer and sitting in front of a television switched to “Desperate Housewives” isn’t exactly a dream come true. With a home bar you can walk in, tap the custom made “Kiss My Ass Lounge” sign hanging on the wall while picturing your boss, throw yourself a scotch and switch the television to a good boxing match.

In reality there is no reason not to get a home bar. Nobody can chase you out and if you feel like sulking then it will always be there to support you. If nothing else it just looks good. Just be aware of the temptation to go out and by expensive toys to compliment your bar. The drinks might be a lot cheaper, but the money you save might not cover that special blender you ordered from some Russian company that promises to make any cocktail look like a manly drink.

Filed Under: Home Bars

How Tattoos Make a Girl More Attractive

January 31, 2015 By WebGlitzer

blonde-girl-shoulder-tattooFor centuries it has been a tradition among various cultures to decorate the body with permanent pictures of virility, beauty and belief. Instead of perceiving it as an act that scars the body, it was regarded as an honor. In fact, certain tattoos had to be deserved. The only difference modern design has brought to the table is the “sexy” element it was missing all these years.

However, nowhere is “Beauty in the “eye of the beholder” more evident than dealing with tattoos in general and specifically on girls.  The first hurdle is for those who just don’t like tattoos or tattoos on girls no matter what, fine.  But we’re talking about the girls and guys who think tattoos should be equally appropriate for both sexes.  So with that in mind, let’s look at how tattoos can make a girl more attractive.

Tactical Placement 

A tattoo in the right place can do wonders for visual stimulation and attraction. One of the most popular body locales is the lower back commonly known as a “tramp stamp.”  It’s the tattoo that manages to peek out just above the panty line and drains the bloodPink-bikini-tattoo from the brain quicker than Schumacher can reach 100 mph in his Ferrari. Tactically placed, a tattoo can redefine what a girl looks like, not to mention the effects of an upper pelvic tattoo, because then you’ll stop reading and start daydreaming.  If she’s go it going, chances are you’re already checking out her hot spots and a nice tattoo will only keep your eyes focused there a little longer providing the perfect excuse for taking that extra long anotomical look.

 Style and Design  

This will differ from guy to guy, because everyone has their own taste. However, some examples won’t hurt. Building on tactical placement, naked pixies and scorpions crawling down her neck, looking to settle just between her breasts is another winning combination. Some guys like gothic depictions of severed heads and sexy demons while others prefer innocent butterflies and fairies. Either way, it’s bound to stir a reaction your girlfriend isn’t going to appreciate.

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It’s a Tease 

For some reason or another we always end up thinking how lucky tattoo artists are. If you consider some of the places they have to Short-shorts-tattooput them, the question of what they were thinking and how they managed to keep calm is intriguing. The girl who got the tattoo probably teased the artist into one of those enraged frenzies mentioned earlier. It’s not enough that they can make you cause a major traffic accident by walking in a mini-skirt, but now they have to add a beautiful snake sliding up the side of her thigh, reaching a place you cannot see.

Freedom of Expressions 

No doubt a girl’s tattoo reveals something about her personality. Apart from the Chinese text that could mean anything from “skin deep” to “dirt cheap”, it could inform guys about how daring she can be. If she has a lot of tattoos then she obviously likes a little pain and she is more focused on making an impression as supposed to just fitting in to society.  For this reason, a girl’s tattoo is one of the best openers for getting to know her.

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Any guy who doesn’t recognize a girl’s tattoo and compliment her about it, is missing the boat and should reamin a drift at sea….

 

Filed Under: Featured, Tattoo Girls

Kegs, Parties and Problems

August 30, 2014 By WebGlitzer

Nothing worse than having your boys over or even worse the ladies that love beer and your kegorator is dead set on spitting foam! Pour rest, pour rest, pour rest is what your life is turning into, and all of a sudden that old bottle of bud light is looking much more appealing!

Next, you check the pressure…same as before…you check the temperature – it’s good. What gives?? Who the hell knows, sometimes the beer gods just aren’t with you! All you can do is just make sure you have a backup plan in the form of beer in some other kind of container. Please never get caught with nothing! I don’t care if you have to keep a Heineken mini keg in the bottom of your fridge, you’ll be glad you did.

However, before you abandon ship, do your routine checks. You may need to just shut of the CO2 and let it chill for a min and try it again with a much lower pressure. You may get a slow pour out of your tap, but that may prove to be better than a crap load of foam which usually = wasting beer. Maybe try and cool the keg down a bit more with some ice or something if you suspect temperature may be the problem.

I also realize there’s a lot of DIYers out there and they may have constructed their own kegorator contraption of some sort and don’t really know if it’s setup right. A couple of things that help are to ensure you use tubing that’s 3/16 inside diameter which gives about 2psi per foot of pressure which is most ideal to prevent foaming.

If you’re having temperature problems make sure your cold plate or coils aren’t too iced up or anything because that actually acts like an insulator and your system is not working correctly or efficiently. Also if you are having cooling issues make sure everything is sealed properly. If needed put some kind of light inside of it and then inspect it in a dark room to see if there is light seeping out anywhere. If you do find gaps do what you can to seal them and see how it goes from there.

Lastly, just do your best to maintain everything properly and keep your lines and taps clean. Make sure you do some kind of routine checks if you’re not using it regularly and for the love of god make sure you know how its working at least a day or so before any big parties your planning. Last thing you want to be doing is screwing with your kegorator and struggling to pour a beer while the parties going on around you!

With a little bit of common sense, preventative maintenance and routine checks you will hopefully not end up being that guy or gal with a crappy keg…leave that to the amateurs!!

Filed Under: Home Bars

The Speaker Dilema

August 29, 2014 By WebGlitzer

OK, so as you probably realize, at any bar whether it’s public or your home bar, music is usually one of the main staples of entertainment besides drinks and people. One question that I hear come up a lot when people are in the planning stages of their home bar or even after the fact sometimes, is where is the best place to put my speakers and what kind should I get?? Well unfortunately there’s not one answer for everybody because, no person, home and bar combination are ever going to be exactly the same.

So you will have to evaluate what’s important to you and what kind of entertaining you plan to be doing. For example, if you picture that you’re likely going to be watching a lot of movies or sporting events where good surround sound is key or cranking up the music and getting down with your bad self, then you probably want to use find a receiver with some decent surround sound capabilities in the form of floor standing or bookshelf speakers etc. to strategically place them in your bar or entertainment area.

This may sound obvious, but a lot of people seem to want to get these built in speakers above the bar in the ceiling or in the walls etc, but the problem is that it’s more work, you often have to pay someone to install those, and once they’re in, they are a pain to deal with if they aren’t living up to your standards. In addition, they usually get placed in a place that is less than optimum for watching sports or dancing and people’s conversations start getting drowned out. Not to mention, I’ve heard from many people that once they are cranked up, they often sound like crap up in the ceiling for some reason.

I agree it’s cool to have built in sound, I’m not saying it’s not, but you just have to make sure you understand it’s limitations and better purpose. I think if you just want to have some lower level music playing in the background or just a bit of extra sound for watching sports at your bar, then it may be a perfect solution. Especially if space is a concern! You could also go with some kind of floor standing or bookshelf speakers in the front and then have the rear speakers in the ceiling. But still the ceiling speakers unless somewhat high end are likely to not perform as well.

So with all that being said, all I can really offer is the obvious…make sure you think through what you want and analyze your situation to the fullest, don’t be one of those people that just go with what you think is cool without really knowing how it will work!

Filed Under: Home Bars, Man Cave

Man Cave Ideas: Where to Put Yours

August 23, 2014 By WebGlitzer

The man cave is the escape that most men need to provide them a chance to unwind and relax. It can be a simple sanctuary, to an elaborate shrine to sports teams and friends. Every man’s man cave is different. Once of the most important things to determine, when working on a man cave, is where to build it.

The obvious choice is to keep a man cave located in the home. It has electricity, air conditioning, heat and easy access to bathrooms. The problem is where in the house to build it. Keep in mind the ultimate goal of the man cave. Is it going to only be used by you as a workshop and place to unwind? Do you want to entertain others in your man cave?

You will have to choose a room that provides the space to fit your needs. Avoid rooms that are in traffic areas. The idea of the man cave is to be isolated or to have only a core group of people. If the wife and kids come through every few minutes then it is hardly a island of solitude. Some rooms are simply too small, such as bathrooms and storage closets.

Unfinished or finished basements make great man caves. They offer the promise of creating your personal sanctuary from the ground up. They are more work to set up, if they are not finished but often provide a good level of privacy from the rest of the house. Depending on the condition of the basement this could be an expensive endeavourer, but the finished product will be a man cave large enough for entertainment, hobbies and alone time.

Spare bedrooms are good, because they are already finished. You simply need to decorate. They are usually around other rooms so noise may cause others to invade the sanctity of the cave. Man caves that use unused bedroom space are often taken over if there are guests in town. This limits decoration capability and may make the man cave inaccessible when it may be most needed, to escape company.

Detached or attached garages are excellent areas of the home. With a little work; soundproofing, power and even plumbing can be added to create a fully functional man cave. If the garage is big enough, it can even still be used for the car. This is especially nice for men who like to spend time working on cars. Smaller garages have one major disadvantage. That is the garage may not be usable for storage and parking, so consider the functional need of the garage if a small garage is all that is available.

Man caves that are outside the house offer a great deal of privacy, but are vastly more work to set up and outfit. Sheds ranging from simple tin with dirt floor to custom made fully finished wooden structures can provide the ultimate cave away from home. These are more expensive to build and take a good bit of knowledge to build one to have power, cable or other escapes that a man may desire.

Filed Under: Featured, Man Cave

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