Links: Gaga goes all ‘Short Circuit’ on us

• Is Brad Pitt walking with a cane because Angelina Jolie kneecapped him? Cele|bitchy

• Adele went on a vacation with her new boyfriend Simon Konecki! IDLYITW

• Angelina has Pax and Maddox’s help prepping for Zahara’s birthday! PopSugar

• Kelly Clarkson is joining The Voice as an advisor for Blake Shelton! Rickey

• Johnny Depp’s long-term relationship with Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks? ONTD

• More David Beckham shirtless H&M underwear collection photos released! Tabloid Prodigy

• Ten pictures of what Justin Bieber is going to look like in ten years! BuzzFeed

• The women of Glee and American Horror Story channel famous horror films! The Frisky

• These celebs have had so much work done, they can’t close their eyes! CityRag

• Lady Gaga has a bionic spread in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue magazine! Yeeeah

• David Arquette celebrated one year of sobriety with his family! I’m Not Obsessed

• Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Tom Sturridge are expecting a baby! Socialite Life

• We told you he’s a douchebag! Ashton Kutcher was texting while driving! Evil Beet

• Marc Anthony scored himself his very own 24-year-old girlfriend! Celebrity Smack

• Adam Senn looks good in this photo by Mariano Vivanco for Dolce & Gabbana Oh La La

• Photos: Teen Mom famewhore Jenelle Evans is a total drunken mess! Allie Is Wired

• For Your Information: LeAnn Rimes doesn’t wear shoes in public bathrooms! Celebslam

• Here’s Rose McGowan working the streets in her sexy little jumpsuit Hollywood Tuna

• Jessica Simpson desperately wants to have a body like Jessica Alba’s! Hollywood Rag

• Is Meg Ryan listening to her boyfriend John Cougar Mellencamp? Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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