Girls have a very secret passion, it is a passion they seldom let on to menfolk because they don’t want to seem overly masculine or aggressive. That passion is cars, especially hot rods and muscle cars. There is nothing better in the world for a hot girl to see a guy in a glistening Camaro or a Dodge Charger. Or any number of monsters especially from the 60s or 70s.
It is obvious that girls need to wash your rod in their bikinis to keep from getting their clothes all wet.
Don’t work her to death. If she needs a break let her stretch out.
The truth is you have a much better chance of sleeping with a hot girl if you drive and 1970s Boss 351 Mustang Mach One than you do if you drive a Ford Escort.
You’ll probably want to stand back at times to get a good look how she’s doing.
Ok, now you just ran out and bought a Charger. How exactly do you get a ton of hot chicks to wash it? Actually it’s very simple all you need to do is find a place where hot girls hang out and then take your car along to showcase prowess. Of course there’ll be no point taking a pristine perfectly clean Boss 351 Mustang in lemon yellow. You have to use your imagination. Maybe go for a drive down a dirt road on a rainy day and get the beast covered in mud and crud. In fact the dirtier the car the dirtier the women who will offer to wash it for you.
No bikini? panties work even better!
I have been told this on good authority but results may vary. Women are sexually driven but most of all they are domestic creatures and they have a natural tendency to want to clean something if it is dirty. You have to think about where women gather. . Girls like to eat and girls like to shop. So you could hang around the shopping mall (I don’t recommend this since you could get MILF’s). Not in itself a bad thing but for the purpose of bikini car washes you should aim for 18-25. So forget shopping. Girls that young are broke.
You need to think food. Where do young girls hang around in packs? Where do they eat cheap food? Yeah you know where. The place where the milkshake is thick and the clown selling the burgers always smiles. So you can imagine driving past McDonald’s on a hot summers day. There you are in your filthy rod, cruising past. And you realise that this McDonald’s is right next to college full of girls. Hundreds of hot college girls hanging around McDonald’s waiting for you to pull up in your Boss 351.
Most girls like to the attention of being photographed. Don’t miss the chance to get a picture of her and your rod.
It wouldn’t take too much coaxing or bribery by way of milkshakes and fries to get those girls down to their bikinis with a bucket of soap and water in each hand. In fact is the boss of the McDonald’s is any kind of red blooded man himself he might help you out with hose pipe or two.
For her to do a good job she’ll need to get on her knees.
The perfect number is around five hot girls. Any less than that you might miss some decent eye candy. Any more and you could be so blurred with boobs and ass that you are not going to get to see anything important.
For the entrepreneur you could even set up a dashboard cam and film the proceedings. Everyone knows that hot thirsty college girls will do anything for a McFlurry or a strawberry shake on a hot summers day. You could film the party and send to ImpulseMan.com.
You should not use strong detergent on your car and it should be gently enough she can clean up with it…
For those of you that require the more vigorous “show” you could incentivize the proceedings. For instance, you could sticky tape dollars to the inside of the wind shield and give it to the girl who turns up with the biggest boobs. You could get them to drag friends into the game as well by offering them $100 for every new girl they bring to the party.
If mom wants in on the action, no problem. It can get the job done quicker and win you some points. But NO BIKINI!!!
Either way buy or borrow yourself a muscle car and get down to your local McD. Or if you’re feeling adventurous you could try Pizza Hut. But you might end up with 30 middle-aged women trying to drag you to their minivan. Although you should have a chance to escape, it takes around 20 minutes to remove a child car seat before they can throw you in the back and cause lasting nightmares.